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From the October 12, 2024 essay:
Fortunately Jay Richards, director of the DeVos Center for Life, Religion, and Family at the right-wing Heritage Foundation think tank, was there to square the circle. “Classic Trump hyperbole,” he declared. “Directionally correct but carefully engineered to drive critics crazy over the details.” Problem solved: Trump wasn’t exaggerating, and he definitely wasn’t just getting mad about something that never happened—he was being directionally correct.
And being directionally correct—or sometimes directionally accurate—is, according to many of Donald Trump’s supporters, something that Donald Trump is very good at. His claims about trans athletes, immigrants, and the 2020 election might not be strictly true, these advocates say, but they are directionally so, because he’s talking about a real problem, or at least a feeling that there’s a real problem.
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plummeting so headlong into amoral / pseudo-moral strength worship that there wouldn’t even be a memory / lingering impression of what goodness is except for one pseudonymous presence on the internet
#i don’t actually think strength worship is a very accurate characterisation of it#closer to a disgust for weakness#after sandblasting off morality through various influence but at least meaningfully cool historic societies / events / figures#but the phrase strength worship is lodged in my thoughts recently#some of this post is fun with words over properly representing the situation but it’s directionally truthful#mostly wrts amoral and strength worship—pseudo-moral is probably correct though
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Not Tolkien related, but I'm actually lowkey proud of how this self portrait embroidery is going 🤩 Ignore the eyes being proportionally and directionally "off" lol, and the too-long nose/anatomical mistakes. I'm more focusing on learning "thread painting" techniques than exact and accurate anatomy representation (or at least, that's my excuse 😅)
Also I chose to do a self portrait bc at the time of needing a reference photo to practice embroidered portraits, I have, in fact, the face most readily available to me lol
#embroidery#textiles#fiber arts#thread painting#hand embroidery#needlework#crafting#my art#not tolkien#I'm in my 'embroidery and cross stitch' hyper fixation phase y'all!#I'm a beginner embroiderer tho (and I haven't tried cross stitch yet) so I'm not very knowledgable of#official and proper technique/stitch types LOL but i enjoy thread painting bc it's the type of embroidery that makes the most sense to#my illustration brain? If that makes sense#Still want to learn proper embroidery tho!
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While directionally accurate, this map minimizes Islam aggression by egregiously missing the Muslim colonization and subsequent subjugation in Turkey, the Indian subcontinent and much of Southeast Asia - for example, Indonesia has the largest Muslim population on the planet. As for Europe /North/South America, the West doesn't have a weapon or an answer to combat creeping Islamism, or a cure for the metastasizing cancer known as intolerant Islam:
#israel#secular-jew#jewish#judaism#israeli#jerusalem#diaspora#secular jew#secularjew#islam#Islamic colonialism#colonialism#this is what colonialism looks like#islamism#Islamist#caliphate#Islamic caliphate#never again#no ceasefire#he's are indigenous to Judea
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opinions?… 😬😬
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Wfa =free, comics = $3.99 per -> subsidized demand -> market distortion -> :/ :(
The claim of that post—“people have gotten tired of unrelenting grimdark” e.g. actual DC main runs and therefore prefer “slice-of-life fluff [that] also presents a coherent, easy-to-enter, balanced storyline” e.g. WFA—is directionally accurate but its also sort of talking about a Different Group of People than DC Comics Readers.
in particular there is a group of people who have been pretty much totally deracinated from developing or being capable of developing their own opinions on media or humor or life. because of social media and maybe also they r very young. there is a general valence to that part of fandom: the incorrect quotes, the Canva-post-derived politics, the memetic vocab + jokes and like this weird very limited view of redditizedhistory and culture+literature consisteing of the binding of Isaac and twoheadedcalf poem. and so there is just genuinely not the ability to process things that haven’t been run through a filter of accessibility. and WFA, which has BEAUTIFUL art and lots of very sweet moments, IS super accessible and its also sort of been through the preapproved foundfamily neoliberal kitsch machine and come out with a passing grade. but yes it is missing that like elusive Something and it also lacks a seriousness and it isnt the Characters. it’s something else. And its so pretentious to say its for people who don’t have the like stamina ??? for longerform storytelling but yes if you pressed me i would say its a bunch of people, primarily young genz and millennial girls/women, whose critical mental faculties and attention spans have been fried by social media and underexposure to challenging original content
that’s a different new group being lassoed into dc stuff from the previous existing audience. The DC Comics Reader People. i don’t know how much of this to do gender politics with but comics fandom has DEFINITELY gotten MUCH more female in the last 2 decades and there was a distinctive male comic book go-to-the-LCS-and-get-physical-copies and rigorously-autisticslly-fight-about-minutia-of-canon culture. Men also r going to be the one who GENERALLY prefer your fightheavy “”””grimdark””” comics, as opposed to women who doooo generally prefer social relational content. And also women-dominated comics fandom spaces are obviously qualitatively different from men’s fandom spaces. So PART of the reason WFA outsells real DC stuff is market distortion and PART is the DCfan genderdemographic shift that favors content like WFA
I rly hesitate to endorse a lot of Canon dc tumblr’s posts about the fanony WFA-style stuff bc it seems so clear that a the latter is enjoyed primarily by a group of very young people and it also feels like there’s a weird power imbalance intellectually between fanon and canon people. AND I AM A BIG BELIEVER IN LET PEOPLE READ AND ENJOY THE CONTENT THEY WANT and they shouldn’t be shamed for enjoying something as visually sweet and cute as WFA. and a lot of canon tumblr’s rants abt fanon stuff r clearly sort of excessively vicious and insecure attempts to feel superior. although admittedly quietly they r correct but it comes off cruel idk. also i think that BATMAN and superman and to some extent some others ARE indeed very flexible in terms of what is canon and what you have to consume to have consumed The Character and The Story. ive never seen BTAS but as far as im concerned, someone who has only watched BTAS is someone who has the right to do whatever batman stuff they want.
Related questions are: Is mainline DC batman stuff GOOD right now? and Is WFA good? I agree that mainline DC stuff isnt the best right now and i haven’t read WFA so i can’t comment on its quality but i honestly don’t think its the case that “WFA is better written than actual Batman comics, so thats why WFA is more popular” lol
#THANK U FOR ASKING LEGEND MUAH kissing your forehead this was super interesting to think about i hadn’t seen that post before!!! What are#your opinions???
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FASHION WEEK; HIDDEN SCHEDULES
Fashion Houses saw their offers declined by ATEEZ's Min Himari for health reasons
October 3, 2024 (11:36PM)
Invitation lists made available to the public lead to the interesting revelation that Versace's global ambassador was offered many more schedule opportunities with diverse fashion houses - such as Saint Laurent, Yohji Yamamoto and McQueen - which were unfortunately turned down by health concerns. While this does raise questions in regards to the beloved vocalist's condition that had been proven quite fragile on several occasions, the high demand for her presence reflects the impact of ATEEZ in the scope of American media ever since their unforgettable Coachella performance.
In response to the influx of concerns, Himari revealed that due to the severity of her hearing loss, events such as fashion shows tend to be very difficult to navigate as picking out voices from loud background noise or locating the interviewers calling out to her becomes nearly impossible, resulting in heavy fatigue. This disability affects concerts as well especially seeing that the group has begun touring through larger venues hence her in-ear monitors are rarely taken out during performances since they act as noise cancellation, reducing the otherwise overwhelming auditory input.
While the hearing aid helps with things such as; amplification of audio to balance auditory input, enhanced directionality and speech understanding, it fails to provide accurate localization, does not overcome the challenge of background noise completely and can lead to confusion due to remaining complications distinguishing sound sources. With the vocalist having lost roughly ninety percent of her audition, these things affect daily life no matter the environment which is why some 'unusual' mannerisms are used by members to get her attention (touching her instead of calling out to her, speaking directly into her ear in noisy environment, standing on her left when speaking to her, etc.) in order to avoid overstimulation. Some have even been seen communicating with simple sign language when positioned too far from her.
Should the maknae have taken those numerous schedules in such high volume environments, she would have likely suffered from things such as; heightened stress levels, impaired balance, avoidant behavior along with mental and physical fatigue. Since this condition was not passed down through genetics there is little to no chance of it deteriorating or spreading to the side remaining intact, but Himari and KQ Entertainment are taking preventive measures to assure that her health remains at this stable point.
The brands rejected managed to find some way of associating this ever growing producer to their houses through photoshoots and even showed off the easy synergy she creates with other artists like Cha Eunwoo - who posed with her for Saint Laurent. Thankfully after five years of ignorance about this disability the industry seems to be finding ways to make idol life easier, proving the care the group's company truly holds for their artists.
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though it's not an entirely accurate statement and the metaphor isn't a perfect one by a long shot, the phrase "the sun rises in the east and sets in the west" absolutely consumes me whenever i think about fengqing. even moreso when you consider that south doesn't always mean down directionally, but is often used as a descriptor or synonym for down. so you have feng xin (east), mu qing (west), and the southern territory they share and preside over (the point beneath them, the horizon that the sun crests over and sets beneath).
sunrise and sunset are unmatched in their power and beauty and it's hard to say which one people love more. sometimes the dawn gains a few more hours while the dusk loses some and vice versa, but both will always be present without fail. sunrise bursts over the horizon and brings with it an invigorating heat and sunset paints the sky in vibrant hues that leave you filled with warmth and steady peace.
while they may be two very different people, i do often see them as being so very similar to one another where it matters most and it's why their specific brand of misunderstanding trips them up so badly. it's also the reason why, in spite of mutual misunderstanding, them being appointed the joint gods of the same region WORKS. they have always had a symbiotic relationship out of duty, yes, but duty alone didn't create the type of understandings they are still able to have despite not fully seeing eye to eye. they are literally two halves of the sun, bright and blazing.
#forgive me my brainrot g od#and i dont even mean as a ship i just mean fengqing like in general#literally in the middle of cleaning my fucking bathroom. consumed by thoughts#thoughts that dont make a lick of FUCKING sense but WHATEVER WHATEVER#i have to say it or ill just go stand in my yard and scream#none of this makes any sense its just the disjointed rambling of a madman#fengqing#tgcf#my dumbass
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Zayn Malik’s arrival at Paris Fashion Week was not without incident. At about 8:30pm on Friday evening, a slow-moving car ran over his toes. Malik was exiting Kenzo’s autumn/winter 2024 show at the Bibliothèque Nationale, where a small army of Directioners had mobilised, precipitating a minor roadblock. That would have been enough to send anyone – particularly those of an introverted disposition – back into relative isolation. But there he was: on Saturday’s front rows, seemingly content with being perceived in public for the first time in five years. “My foot is fine!! Thanks to my incredibly well-made shoes,” Malik later explained on Instagram, captioning a photo of his tyre-marked Kenzo sneakers. It is the most deft use of the Paid Partnership tag I have ever seen.
Paris Fashion Week (which is perhaps the most accurate barometer of who and what is considered to be culturally relevant), fulfils a secondary purpose: to launch and relaunch the careers of its attendees. It is a place to see and be seen, and perhaps even, make a cameo in a brand’s TikTok video. It tracks, then, that Malik should choose the white heat of the men’s shows to re-emerge from a period of seclusion. Just as his new film – in which he voices a pair of animated bumblebees – debuts at the Sundance Film Festival, and less than a week after he released a single in Urdu with the Pakistani pop trio Aur. “It’s a busy time so you have to take care of yourself,” the musician, who has sometimes chafed against the demands of fame, says, sitting in a luxe suite at the Bulgari Hotel. “So I brought my mum with me. It’s always nice to have things that remind you of home when you’re away.” A moment, please, for product placement: “And, of course, I’m always drinking Mixoloshe,” he adds. “It keeps me young!”
Malik’s comeback reached its apotheosis when he arrived at Valentino’s Le Ciel autumn/winter 2024 show in a suit bearing the words, “We’re So Old, We Have Become Young Again”, which is a phrase that first appeared in Hanya Yanagihara’s 736-page invocation of human suffering A Little Life, but could just as feasibly have been plucked from One Direction’s teenybopper songbook. (Specific enough to inspire yearning, broad enough for anyone to insert themselves into.) “Funnily enough, the first fashion show I ever attended was Valentino nine years ago,” Malik says. “But I think, over the years, my knowledge of fashion has expanded. I have a lot more appreciation for it. Pierpaolo is incredible and Valentino never misses in my opinion.” At some point between our conversation and his arrival at the brand’s Monnaie de Paris step and repeat, Malik’s quiff was razed into a handsome short back and sides – a bit like when a bride gets a haircut midway through her wedding day.
And judging from Malik’s hastily-taken photos from the front row – squint and you might be able to distinguish a series of crystalline worker jackets from Pierpaolo Piccioli’s laser-cut Acanthus leaf coats – it was a collection that stirred due levels of anticipation. “There were so many great looks, but at the top of my wishlist were the long, cut-out coats,” Malik says. “Valentino always has class, it executes that edginess and luxury combination the best. When I was younger, I used to save up all my wages from the pizza shop I worked at so that I could afford to buy a new pair of trainers or a tracksuit. I was only able to get one piece every couple of weeks and it probably would have taken me a lifetime to buy a Valentino outfit! So I feel blessed and lucky that I get to wear the brand.” But there might have been another explanation for Malik’s spontaneous, erm, runway shots. “I was excited to see Lamar Johnson, who I was sitting next to. I didn’t want to bother him, but I’m a fan of his work! He’s such a great actor.”
All of this is to say: Zayn Malik is back. The sensitive and brooding boy band-survivor restored and ready to reclaim his title as a global heartthrob. Among the photos he shared with Vogue – which continue to point towards a certain camera shyness despite his fame – one image in particular paints a timeless portrait. In it, Malik is sitting in the backseat of a chauffeur-driven car as a blur of bystanders scrape their iPhones against the windows. He looks a little apprehensive. And so, I wonder how Malik manages to step outside of all this toe-crushing furore, now 14 years in the game. “The museums in Paris are full of beautiful art and talented artists,” he says, with all the earnestness that first saw him two-step into the hearts of millions of Directioners around the world. “I would highly recommend going to a few and viewing different works of art. It’s very inspiring!”
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Im feeling about as hopeful for this race as i was for the 2022 midterms (not very) and im obviously doing everything in my power - donating, phone banking - to be pleasantly surprised again but im looking at SO many conflicting pieces of data that this year im genuinely unsure of what's going on. I'm not even talking about ~the polls~ or 538 (which unlike some people i do think is a very good aggregator no matter how you feel about nate silver) I mean just the electorate. It feels like the center IS hedging towards trump slightly while minority men are also flocking towards him? And IDK if she can gain more w women than lose men. Am i even on the right track here??
I really think the election will be decided by less than 100k votes across multiple states, that's all I feel lol.
I don't normally crosstab dive because they're never as accurate as the toplines but I agree that they're probably directionally correct (i.e. Trump is going to do better than ever with men of color), which isn't ideal, so it's really a matter if the results end up balanced in a way that tips Harris the W.
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Mastering forex signals for trend following: a comprehensive guide
The foreign exchange market, or Forex, is a dynamic and ever-changing arena where traders seek to capitalize on currency price movements. One popular trading strategy is trend following, which involves identifying and following the prevailing market direction. Forex signals play a crucial role in assisting traders to navigate the complexities of trend following. In this comprehensive guide, we will explore the intricacies of Forex signals for trend following, helping you understand how to leverage them effectively for successful trading.
Understanding Trend Following
Trend following is a strategy that seeks to capitalize on the directionality of market prices. The basic premise is simple: identify the prevailing trend and place trades in the same direction. Trends can be upward (bullish), downward (bearish), or sideways (range-bound). Successful trend following involves entering a trade at the beginning of a trend and exiting when the trend shows signs of reversal.
The Role of Forex Signals
Forex signals serve as triggers for traders, indicating opportune moments to enter or exit a trade. These signals are generated through a thorough analysis of market data, including technical indicators, fundamental factors, and sometimes a combination of both. For trend following, signals become particularly crucial as they guide traders on when to jump on a trend and when to step aside.
Key Components of Forex Signals for Trend Following
1. Technical Indicators:
Moving Averages: These are fundamental tools in trend following. A moving average smoothens price data to create a single flowing line. Traders often look for crossovers, where short-term moving averages cross above long-term ones, as a signal to enter a trade.
Relative Strength Index (RSI): RSI measures the speed and change of price movements. A high RSI may indicate overbought conditions, suggesting a potential reversal, while a low RSI may indicate oversold conditions, signaling a potential buying opportunity.
Moving Average Convergence Divergence (MACD): MACD is a trend-following momentum indicator that shows the relationship between two moving averages of a security’s price.
2. Fundamental Analysis:
While trend following is predominantly a technical strategy, incorporating fundamental analysis can enhance the accuracy of signals. Economic indicators, interest rates, and geopolitical events can significantly impact currency trends.
3. Price Action:
Pure price action analysis involves studying the historical price movements of a currency pair. Identifying patterns, such as higher highs and higher lows in an uptrend, can provide strong signals for trend following.
Choosing a Reliable Signal Provider
With the plethora of signal providers available, it's essential to choose a reliable one. Consider the following factors:
Track Record: A provider's historical performance is a crucial indicator of their reliability. Look for providers with a consistent track record of accurate signals.
Transparency: Transparent signal providers disclose their methods, including the criteria for generating signals and their risk management strategies.
Risk-Reward Ratio: A good signal provider should have a clear risk-reward ratio for each signal, helping you manage your trades effectively.
Implementing Forex Signals for Trend Following
Once you've selected a signal provider or developed a reliable system, the implementation phase is critical. Here are some tips:
Risk Management: Set clear risk parameters for each trade. This includes defining the percentage of your trading capital you're willing to risk on a single trade.
Position Sizing: Adjust the size of your positions based on the strength of the signal and the volatility of the market.
Stay Informed: While signals provide valuable insights, staying informed about broader market trends and events is crucial. Unexpected news can impact the Forex market.
Continuous Evaluation: Regularly assess the performance of your chosen signals and be prepared to adjust your strategy if market conditions change.
Conclusion
Forex signals for trend following can be powerful tools in a trader's arsenal, helping to identify and capitalize on market trends. However, success in Forex trading requires a comprehensive understanding of both the strategy and the market itself. By combining technical indicators, fundamental analysis, and a disciplined approach to risk management, traders can use Forex signals to navigate the complex world of trend following with confidence. Remember, no strategy guarantees success, and ongoing learning and adaptation are essential for long-term success in the Forex market.
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Protect teenage girls at all costs! This week -- because it IS still this week, we got it in under the wire! -- V and Emily return to the scorched earth battleground of One Direction fandom, but this time, the missiles were launched by the national media of Great Britain. After an offensive, heinous "documentary" about One Direction fans aired on shock-doc specialist Channel 4, even fandoms dedicated to hating 1D (like Justin Bieber fans) backed up Directioners in trying to reclaim their dignity. Yes, it's another episode where V has big feelings about letting teenage girls love stuff messily, but this time we've got QUOTES and SOURCES and DOCTORAL THESIS ABSTRACTS to back up the rage. Do you think mainstream media can ever accurately portray fandom? Have you respected the fourth wall today?
This Week In Fandom History is a fandom-centric podcast that tells you… what happened this week in fandom history!
#one direction#fandom#fanfiction#crazy about 1d#harry styles#louis tomlinson#liam payne#niall horan#zayn malik#1d fandom#Spotify
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i honestly don’t understand why Niall is not getting more flack for that selfie backstage?
there’s a host of reasons actually
from his solo fans; the age old ‘my fav can do no wrong and has no agency and was forced into this’ excuse
from directioners with quarter of a brain cell who can recognize that liam is a walking red flag; they’re letting it go because the only person they ever want to hold accountable for anything (even things that have nothing to do with him) is louis, all the rest of them get a free pass
from harries & zquads; because they can’t make this about louis, even though so many of them have tried their hardest do (they miss him so much 🥹)
and listen i’m no Niall fan but the other day i saw someone’s tweet that was quite accurate, they had said something to the effect of; liam payne seems like the sort of dangerous and unhinged person who everyone around him has to handle in a certain way because if you don’t then he’ll crack and air all your dirty laundry online since he’s hit rock bottom & has nothing left to lose … which is something i agree with, i’m sure that Niall wasn’t pleased having to take that selfie and being dragged into this shit show
#anon#also no offense at all#but please don’t send me more asks about this#i’d like to keep my blog liam payne free please#also adding a trigger warning cuz this shit is triggering for a lot of people#liam payne tw#abuse tw
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This is just gonna be rambling and noncohesive cause I really just need to put my feelings somewhere.
I have had this account since March 2012. I was 15 years old. I am now 27. I am still here. Now I wasn't as active for a few years, especially during college (really only coming back for the big things). But whenever I am having a rough time I always come back to two things: Harry Potter and One Direction. I look back on the height of my One Direction obsession so fondly, like I really cherish those years when the only thing I wanted to talk and think about was what these 5 boys were doing. God this is so hard to even articulate like I spent so much of my time loving them. To this day I love them. Just like countless other people on here, I had a really tough adolescence and there were times when the only thing keeping me afloat was the promise of a video diary, a behind-the-scenes YouTube video, an album release, and the list goes on. I used to read fanfiction in class. I would leave class to go to the bathroom and watch the Vevo releases. I would watch the videos 6 times to make sure I didn't miss anything. I feel like I know them. I know I don't and never really will. But they were my everything and I don't think I ever properly grieved them breaking up. Even though I knew what the "hiatus" really meant, there was a small part of me that always hoped to replicate the unbelievable happiness that I once had at the height of this whole experience. Liam dying has really solidified the fact that like I am no longer a teenage girl sitting in her room trying to escape her stressful life (I say this as I am sitting in my room crying over One Direction in the year 2024).
There is such grief. Like I said I am sitting in my room in LA which is a city I moved to to pursue a career in social media. This is a career path I found myself on BECAUSE of One Direction. I found my passion for creating content, pop culture, and connecting with people across the globe while obsessing over these 5 boys. They touch and influence my life to this day. I can genuinely say that I love them, and I was feeling ridiculous yesterday because I am 27 years old, but I have decided to just accept that this death has deeply shaken me and I need to give myself the grace and just allow myself to feel this. I feel so so so weird, so devastated. One of the hardest parts about this is not feeling like I can accurately express how I am feeling to people who weren't hardcore Directioners from the beginning like they just will never ever be able to understand and that is making this hard. Like people don't respect the grief and you feel like you have to justify yourself. This will be affecting me for a good while but I am gonna have to hide it.
God this is so so sad. I feel so much sadness and devastation for his mom, dad, sisters, his little boy, his gf, Maya, the boys, and all of us. The whole situation is so upsetting. So deeply disturbing. Where do we go from this? I feel like I have had a bucket of cold water thrown over my head. I will never forget where I was when the news dropped. I immediately called my best friend (we really bonded and solidified our friendship through obsessing over One Direction together) and we just sat on the phone together. I called my mom and cried and she had to tell me to make myself tea with sugar to help with the shock. I can honestly say I am still in shock. None of this is really sinking in. I saw a TikTok that said it was such a special cultural moment that we lived through, and being able to connect with people who know what is going on and like the gravity of the situation while also still being in our adulthood, is really beautiful. Like you really just had to fucking be there it was magical and it was SO MUCH fun. I need to see more videos of Liam being just a silly guy cause I used to absolutely crack up from these videos. That is what the internet is at its best.
If anyone wants to talk about this please feel free to DM me. I need an outlet. I will probs ramble more in the coming days. I just really needed to type some feelings out. I am so sad, and I can't use my usual tried and true coping mechanism. Sending lots of love out into the universe right now.
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Several years ago, when my bbs were still actually babies, we rented a cabin for a week with my parents, my baby brother, and my sister in the Appalachian mountains.
It's late at night, and I head upstairs to pop my head in to make sure all the pocket-sized ones are still asleep and don't need anything.
1st step - Oh hey, a shadow
2nd step - Kinda weird that on this entire stair case only one riser has a shadow
3rd step - Also too, based on light directionality, that shadow is totally wrong
4th step - Is that a sock stuck there through static cling?
5th step - Is that a face?
6th step - Are those WINGS???
7th step - Is that a motherfucking BAT staring directly at me???
6th step - That is very definitely a motherfucking BAT staring directly at me
5th step - oh god
4th step - oh shit
3rd step - oh fuck
2nd step - oh god oh shit oh fuck
1st step - ohgodohshitohfuckohgodohshitohfuckohgodohshitohfuck
At the bottom of the stairs, I'm trying to regroup and figure out what the hell to do, the most basic, rudimentary, non-standard life skills I knew at this point in my life came from my girl scout years lost in the mists of time, and very most definitely included no knowledge on what to do if confronted by a motherfucking BAT.
Things I vaguely knew about bats*, gleaned by osmosis through pop culture a) bats hate bright light b) they prefer to avoid people c) bats hate loud noises d) bats carry rabies 5) bats are probably definitely nocturnal supernatural creatures from Transylvania
Conclusion: This bat has been hanging out in this brightly lit stairwell, just chilling while the constant bedlam only small children can produce rages around him. This bat is not WELL, he is not RIGHT, he is going to give us all the rabies and grin while doing so.
I'm trying to alert my mom and brother to the situation unfolding without startling the bat and setting it off, so I'm emphatically whispering it at them. My mom has had a couple of glasses of wine at this point though, so she isn't picking up what I'm putting down, and I keep repeating myself to the point I'm whisper screaming at her and and whisper hysterically laughing, because at this point my emotional responses have done what I already should have, which is to say, fucked right off.
I grab her arm in exasperation to lead her to the stairs and point at it and she just. doesn't. see. it. I have to lead her up to the 5th step before she finally sees it at which point she yells "Hey it's a bat!" And I whisper scream "What are you doing? Are you trying to get us rabies-bat-murdered?!?!?"
I go to the kitchen to look up Animal Control, and I hear her and my brother discussing strategies for getting rid of it. I'm trying to tell them to let Animal Control deal with it, but for whatever reason they've decided to stand their ground against the bat (the reason is wine).
Their weapons of choice? A WICKER BREAD BASKET AND A COAT HANGER.
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So once I've realized how committed they are to this terribly stupid course, I just ask them to wait long enough for me to barricade my kids in their rooms, because unlike their grandmother and uncle***, I am not here for toddlers getting rabies-bat-murdered.
We're locked away, and I hear crashing, thumping, and shouting going on, and after eons later my brother came to tell me they got it. Evidently they managed to get it in the basket and sling it out an open window, at which point they heard a tiny plop from the driveway. However, the next morning the driveway was empty. No doubt that to this day that bat is planning his rabies-bat-murdery revenge.
This is also the trip where the moment I got home, I had to immediately turn around and go back, because my daughter left her special teddy bear there, a 5 hour round trip.
*This is in no way scientific or accurate, and I'm pretty sure I Mandela effected most of it.
**Not the actual items in question, just a reference.
***Their grandmother was probably not there for toddlers getting rabies-bat-murdered. She was there for getting back to her very first ever episode of Criminal Minds. Their poor beleaguered uncle was there for minimizing the absolute fuckery that inevitably ensues when Oma gets an idea.
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a couple of azog's physical adaptations:
the presence of tapetum lucidum in orcs' eyes allows them to see in extremely low light conditions ; this is necessary as orcs are a primarily nocturnal species. especially for the northern orcs , as they are mostly cave dwelling in nature ( due to the northern tribes being an older variant of orc , which were bred in a world without light. ) this reflective layer in their eyes allows orcs to see light that is undetectable by the human eye.
an orc's sense of smell is roughly 10,000x stronger than a human's ― this varies from orc to orc , some having better senses than others. azog himself is capable of detecting a scent from up to a 1.5 miles away.
his ears can be moved directionally , aiding in more accurately detecting sound && which direction it is coming from. aside from their use in detecting sound , the movement of orcs' ears are used in nonverbal communication. in general orcs have better hearing than humans , though often lose it significantly over the course of their lives due to the loud nature of orcish culture.
azog's bite force is roughly 320 psi ― this is comparable to a rottweiler && about twice as strong as a human.
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How to Invert Sound on Your Headphones Best Guide
The Difference Between Inverted and Reversed Audio
Have you ever wondered what is the difference between inverted and reversed audio? Well, polarity and phase are the two critical elements that differentiate between the two concepts.
To explain further, phase reversal is a tool or function that helps you avoid phase cancellation and polarity inversion occurs when a piece of audio’s waveform is flipped inward.
Reversed stereo signal switches left & right audio channels to further alter sound features to change the directionality as well.
Why Do Headphones Sound Inverted?
We all know headphones are great for getting focused, making music, and enjoying audio experiences of all kinds. But sometimes our audio can be reversed, or sound inverted. So why does this happen?
The reasons why your headphones may sound inverted can vary, but there are three underlying factors: mismatched decoding of audio signals, partially inserted headphone jack, and inverted polarity in audio transmission.
When configuring headphones to use their surround sound capabilities (such as THX Spatial Audio and EAX), the digital signal can sometimes get mis-decoded or mis-processed due to audio settings, system settings, and/or incompatible equipment. This then causes a mismatch in the audio decoding process, resulting in reversed audio.
Additionally, when headphones are plugged into a device but not fully inserted (or don’t stay seated properly), then the socket’s internal mechanism can’t detect the plug accurately. This then causes audio glitches, mono playback, different sounds on each side, and stereo channels reversed.
Finally, if the audio polarity is inverted (so the positive and negative signals are switched), then this will affect the movement of transducers, such as the soundstage, stereophonic imaging, and other sonic attributes of the audio equipment.
How to Fix Reversed Audio in Wired Headphones
Inverting sound in your headphones can be a pesky problem―but don't panic! There are several possible solutions to get your audio back in order, most of which are quite simple. Here are a few potential fixes:
Check the connection between your headphones and the audio device. Make sure the jack is fully inserted and, if necessary, clean both the audio port and jack with a cotton swab and rubbing alcohol.
Plug your headphones directly into the sound card or motherboard's audio port; do not use a HyperX Quad Cast microphone or monitor USB hub. These devices may not have the proper digital-to-analog converters to handle 7.1 surround sound decoding, causing inversion issues.
Disable any virtual surround settings on your PC or in HyperX NGENUITY.
Reverse the speaker wires or repair any shorts in the headphones―but be warned: these measure require greater technical knowledge and should be avoided with possible.
In conclusion, ensure your headphone's connection is secure, avoid using incompatible devices and consider disabling virtual surround settings or even repairing shorts or reversing speaker wires. If none of these fixes work, seek professional help or consider buying new headphones altogether.
How to Reverse Audio In Headphones on Windows 10
You can invert the audio channels using Equalizer APO, a perfect tool for a quick fix. Simply download it from SourceForge and configure it to attach to your default output device. Then create a new file in C:\Program Files\EqualizerAPO\config and paste the following line as its only content:
Copy: L=R R=L
Open Equalizer APO's configuration editor and add a new configuration for your output device. Navigate to the Include configuration file option and select your swapchannels.txt file. Save/Apply the configuration.
Although this can be a convenient reversed sound fix, especially for gaming, it unfortunately leaves you at the mercy of flipped audio when switching to activities like listening to YouTube, watching movies or enjoying music. Therefore, a second step is needed to ensure smooth transition. Disabling all sound enhancements - including disabling surround sound often experienced with virtual surround sound headsets - is essential. To do so, right-click on speaker icon; Open Sound Settings; Sound Control Panel; Right-click Headset Properties; Disable all enhancements in Enhancements tab;
Turn off Spatial Sound in Spatial Sound tab. Additionally, you may need to disable surround sound within gaming applications such as Razer Surround, Logitech G Hub, Astro Headsets (Press Dolby Headphone Button on headset) or SteelSeries Base Station (Press & hold secondary button).
How to Switch Left and Right Headphones on Android
Restarting your earbuds should generally suffice for minor audio-related glitches. However, if the reversed stereo persists, a full factory reset could fix it. To reset your Samsung Galaxy Buds:
Ensure that your earbuds are entirely charged
Open the Galaxy Wearable app on your Android device
Tap “About Earbuds”
Click "Reset Earbuds”
Confirm by pressing “Reset”
On the off chance that you cannot download Galaxy Wearable to your iPhone or other third-party device, use this alternate procedure:
Put both earbuds in simultaneously
Squeeze and hold both earbuds touchpads for ~7 seconds until both go off
Place them in their charging case and leave it closed for ~30 seconds
Android users may switch between left and right audio channels by downloading “SoundAssistant” from Google Play Store. Then tap “Advanced settings” and toggle the “Reverse stereo” option.
You now know how to quickly invert sound on your headphones with the help of simple hacks!
Headset Audio Reversed: Xbox One Solutions
It's essential to reverse audio through your Xbox One headphones by avoiding problems related to encoding-decoding audio format mismatch. To attain this desired outcome, consider these steps:
Download the Dolby Access app from the Microsoft Store and pay a one-time fee of $14.99 for a license to use Dolby Atmos for Headphones.
Open the app and select "Setup"; follow the instructions for connecting the audio devices and establishing the Dolby Atmos sound profile.
Go to Settings; General; Volume & audio output and opt for the Dolby Atmos for Headphones in the Headset format drop-down menu.
To prevent any encoding-decoding audio format mismatch, utilize a Dolby Atmos compatible headset that boasts the Dolby Atmos license or shift to Stereo Uncompressed if such a headset is unavailable or you possess an unlicensed controller.
Lastly, unplugging your Xbox One console and controller from all power & USB connections may solve this issue; this is a basic solution worth investigating.
Source: https://soundsightheadphones.com/guides/headphones-sound-inverted-fix/
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